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Tokio Hotel: Bill so wrong yet so right
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The Grand Masterlist of everything I have written ever! (I think)


Beware: The older Tokio Hotel stories were written when I was fifteen/sixteen so either a) bear that in mind or; b) ignore them. Most of my stories are friend-locked but feel free to say hi on this post or here and add me if you like, I'll add back if ya say hi, I'm always always happy to make new friends! The majority of the below stories are about my true loves, Tokio Hotel, but please enjoy anything you may find on the list!

FYI the only place I keep up to date these days is my Tokio Hotel Fiction page which you can find below. If you want to chat my twitter is here.

A few obligatory links:
My Tokio Hotel Fiction page
My AO3 page

Please, pals, have a gander and perhaps pick one or two :)



Tokio Hotel (newest-oldest)

General warning: Tom/Bill = twincest!

Oneshots

Title: Ride
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, smut, fluff, slight angst for like 5 seconds
Warnings: Adult content
Summary: Tom takes Bill for a ride. Interpret this how you will.

Title: Sweet Like Sin
Pairing: Tom/Bill, Alex/Bill (Tom/Ria)
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, angst, hurt/comfort, smut
Warnings: Adult content, drug use
Summary: Bill turns to the only person who can make him feel better after yet another fight with Alex.

Title: Like a Couple of Teenagers
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG-13
Genre: non-AU, fluff
Summary: Tom and Bill make-out in the back of Tom's car like a couple of teenagers.

Title: Being Twins
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: R
Genre: non-AU, fluff, first time, established relationship, angst, hurt/comfort, DRABBLES
Summary: A small collection of twin drabbles.

Title: Trophy
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, fluff, twins, smut
Summary: Tom thinks he needs to win Bill's affection again.

Title: Drummer Boy
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: R
Genre: non-AU, fluff, twins
Summary: Bill's new sexuality: Tom playing the drums.

Title: Illicit
Pairing: Billshido (sort of side pairing of Bill/Alex Claster)
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, angst, smut
Warnings: Rough sex
Summary: Bill bumps into someone he thought he'd never see again.

Title: Instagramables
Pairing: Tom/Bill, Bill/Alex Claster
Rating: PG
Genre: angst, drabbles, established relationship, fluff, humour, hurt/comfort, romance
Summary: A collection of drabbles about Bill's instagram.

Title: Snowball
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: G
Genre: established relationship, fluff
Summary: Just a little twin time at home.

Title: To Rekindle
Pairing: Tom/BIll
Rating: PG
Genre: twincest not-related, romance
Summary: Tom Kaulitz is a college student having just graduated from Berlin University of the Arts. For the first time in four years he is returning to Magdeburg, much to the delight of Bill Trumper, for whom he used to babysit. Four years is a long time and can bring about some shifting feeling. But can it work?

Title: Watch Things on VCRs
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: G
Genre: fluff, humour
Summary: Tom digs out some old videos of the twins' previous birthday celebrations.

Title: Overhaul
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: G
Genre: fluff
Summary: Some thoughts on the years gone by.

Title: Violets Are Blue
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: G
Genre: fluff, humour
Summary: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tom wants to have sex
So htfu, Bill.

Title: Midnight Snack
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: G
Genre: non-AU, humour, fluff
Summary: Buff Bill gets explained.

Title: Twin Beds [livejournal]
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: G
Genre: non-Au, fluff, humour
Summary: Sharing a bed is much better than sleeping alone.

Title: It Takes Two
Pairing: Tom/Georg
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content
Genre: on-AU, fluff, humour, smut
Summary: Tom and Georg are a couple. They behave like a couple, look like a couple, do things like a couple. The only thing is; they don't know it yet.

Title: As Long As [thf link]
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: R
Genre: AU, fluff, hurt/comfort
Summary: Bill is certain the only way to give his twin the perfect Christmas is to sell what is most precious to him. If onlny he knew what Tom had done for him.

Title: The Right Sort of Comfort
Pairing: Bushido/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content
Genre: non-AU, angst, smut
Summary: Bill is lonely and wants some kisses to take the edge off. Bushido is Bill's solution; he's not a stranger and he's interested.

Title: Dandelions Are Better Then Roses [livejournal] and [livejournal] and [thf]
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: G
Genre: non-AU, fluff
Summary: Bill and Tom learn for the first time what having a crush means, and they just know they have a crush on each other.

Title: Two Steps Backwards
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG13
Genre: non-AU, first time, hurt/comfort
Summary: Sometimes, it's just really difficult.
"Sort yourself out, Bill. Or someone else will."

Title: REALLY MAD
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG13
Warning: language
Genre: on-AU, crack
Summary: Bill Kaulitz is really fucking mad.

Title: Diggin' It
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG
Genre: non-AU, humour
Summary: Tom Digs It.

Title: Like Two Peas in a Pod
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: on-AU, adult content, under-age erotica
Genre: fluff, humour
Summary: Whilst on a family camping trip, Bill gets cold and can't sleep. He decides the best place to go is Tom's tent.

Title: Beards
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content, light kink
Genre: non-AU, fluff, humour
Summary: Tom doesn't like Bill's beard.

Title: Collectables
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: R
Genre: on-AU, smut, fluff, humour, hurt/comfort
Summary: A collection of twin collectables. (drabble collection)

Title: Taking the Fall
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG13
Genre: non-AU, fluff, hurt/comfort
Summary: Tom tries to learn how to ride a skateboard for Tom. The repercussions and unexpected.

Title: Imprints REMIX
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content
Genre: AU, angst
Summary: A short break between the twins escalates into a year of separation and now both twins need to reconnect. Imprints last forever.

Title: Manicures
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG
Genre: non-AU, fluff, humour
Summary: Bill wants his first manicure but he doesn't want to go alone, so of course, he drags Tom with him.

Title: Morning Sunshine
Pairing: Bushido/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: non-AU, adult content
Genre: smut, fluff
Summary: Bushido knows how to give Bill the perfect wake-up call.

Title: Tight
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content
Genre: non-AU, smut, first time
Summary: Everything about Bill is so dam tight.

Title: Sweet Goodnights
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: R
Genre: non-AU, fluff, hurt/comfort
Summary: Tom's goodnights to Bill change over the years, but they are always sweet.

Title: Under the Brush
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG
Genre: fluff, humour
Summary: Bill is inspired by their most recent interview and decides to test out his own highly accomplished make-up skills on other people. Unfortunately for Tom, that means him.

Title: Rearranging
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG13
Genre: on-AU, humour, fluff
Summary: Tom is confused when Bill decides rearranging things a bit seems like a good idea.

Title: The Precious Moments
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: R
Genre: non-AU, fluff
Summary: Because every moment they have is precious.

Title: Did You Know, Tomi?
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: G
Genre: non-AU, fluff
Summary: Bill has developed the habit of spouting facts about twins and at first Tom is not best pleased.

Title The Best Feeling You Can Have
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, fluff, smut, established relationship
Summary: An explanation of Bill’s comment in this interview.

Title: Where Are You Going?
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, fluff, smut, established relationship
Summary: Bill is often curious as to where Tom is going. But it's always somewhere good...

Title: Work It, Bill
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, smut
Summary: Tom can barely control himself during the D-Squared fashion show. Bill just has that affect on him.

Title: Bless You
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG
Genre: non-AU, fluff
Summary: A fluffy Christmassy fic.

Title: Territorial Hostility
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, angst, smut
Summary: Tom isn't too happy about the attention Bill is attracting and makes it clear that Bill is his territory.

Title: Lazy Days
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, smut, fluff
Summary: A lazy day in the sun turns into something a little less innocent.

Title: Wedding Sex
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, smut
Summary: Bill and Tom; horny at a wedding. Pretty self explanatory.

Chaptered

Title: Survivor
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: AU, post-apocalyptic, action/adventure, romance,
Warnings: adult content, violence
Summary: Set on the streets of a post-apocalyptic Berlin, Bill is a lone survivor, he lives, works and fights solo. However, a chance encounter with Tom, a seemingly ignorant but mysterious young man is about to change all that. Tom is definitely not what he seems and offers Bill the opportunity of a life time. But can Bill take it?
One | Two | Three | Four

Title: Round and Round
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, angst, drama, first time
Warnings: adult content, language, WIP
Summary: Bill is taking the rock and roll lifestyle too seriously and it's starting to worry Tom. It's hard though, when they're both struggling to come to terms with changing feelings.
One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Nine

Title: Holding On
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: PG13
Genre non-AU, fluff, humour, hurt/comfort
Summary: A collection of the cuddly moments.
One | Two

Title: Burn
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content, OOC
Genre: AU, romance, smut
Summary: Bill, a student in San Francisco, has completely fallen for the gorgeous, intelligent and German bartender, Tom – who also plays guitar. It’s a year since they met on New Year’s and began sleeping together. By giving up his heart, body and soul Bill is pretty sure he’s stuck in a rut he’ll never escape and he’s certain the feelings aren’t mutual. But how exactly does Tom feel about Bill?
One | Two

Title: Born Behind a Mask (co-written with AndeinerSeitenureineWeile) (ON HIATUS)
Pairings: OMC/Bill, (side pairings: Bushido/Bill, Bill/Jost)
Rating: NC17
Warnings: abuse, adult content, cross dressing, smut, heavy kink, non-con, violence
Genre: AU, first time, hurt/comfort, mpreg, romance, drama
Summary: In a world where marriages are arranged and love is forced, Bill is thrown from the familiarity and security of his childhood home into a relationship with Bushido, a wealthy, powerful man known to reign an oppressive rule over his household. Bushido hungers for sex, Bill for love. Unable to escape from his husband, Bill fears that all his dreams will be lost. Until one day when Bill meets Tom, a handsome and chivalrous noble, and the two share an impassioned night together that sparks a desire like Bill has never felt before.
One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six

Title: Twins Interrupted
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content
Genre: non-AU, smut
Summary: After much persistence, Bill finally caves to Tom's advances. But unfortunately for both of them, a rather important phone call has appalling timing.
One | Two

Title: Like a Desert Misses Water
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content
Genre: non-AU, angst, first time
Summary: Bill misses Tom like a desert misses water but is gifted luxuriantly, if a little unexpectedly, when he and Tom are reunited.
One | Two | Three | Four

Title: Under Construction
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content, cross dressing, light kink
Genre: AU, romance
Summary: Bill's house is in dire need of reparations. He finally calls in a builder, Tom Trumper and very soon more than just the house is under construction.
One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six | Seven | Eight | Nine | Ten | Eleven | Twelve | Thirteen | Fourteen | Fifteen | Sixteen | Seventeen | Epilogue

Title: What Is Love? (ON HIATUS)
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, fluff, smut, romance
Summary: For Bill the answer is obvious; Tom.
One | Two

Title: Feeling Snugly
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, fluff, first time, smut
Summary: Tom’s always been there for Bill whenever he needs a snuggle. Whether it’s a grazed knee or a particularly draining interview, Tom’s always there when Bill’s feeling snugly.
One | Two

Title: Fucks Like a Star
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: AU, smut
Summary: Tom Trumper: international hip-hop star. Bill Kaulitz, nobody? Not with what he can do...
One | Two

Sequel to Fucks Like a Star:
Title:
Fuck You, Fuck Me (ON HIATUS)
Pairing: Tom/Bill
Rating: NC17
Genre: AU, smut, angst
Summary: Tom makes Bill mad. Tom makes Bill come.
One | Two | Three

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Dong Bang Shin Ki (oldest - newest)

Oneshots

Title: Fight It Out
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content
Genre: non-AU, angst, humour, smut, non-AU
Summary: Jae is a jealous bitch and Yunho's temper flares.

Title: The Last Goodbye
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content, language
Genre: non-AU, hurt/comfort
Summary: Yunho and Jaejoong spend one last night together

Title: Popstar
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: PG13
Warnings: language, very slight dub-con
Genre: hurt/comfort
Summary: Behind the scenes there is no glamour.

Title: The Best Kiss
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: PG13
Genre: non-AU,fluff, humour
Summary Yunho is convinced he has just experienced the best kiss of his life. Jae is convinced he hasn’t and decides to prove otherwise.

Title: Dangerous Remark
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: G
Genre: non-AU, fluff, humour
Summary: ased on the aftermath of this interview.

Title: Timeless and True
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC17
Genre: non-AU, angst, romance, smut
Summary: Jaejoong and Yunho have a timeless love, a true love.

Title: Ice Ice Baby
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: PG
Genre: non-AU, fluff, humour
Summary: Jaejoong needs warming up after the ice bucket challenge.

Title: Ice is Back (or not) (Sequel to Ice Ice Baby)
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: R
Genre: non-AU, fluff, humour
Summary: Jae is not happy about Yunho's lack of participation in the ice bucket challenge.


Chaptered

Title: The Biggest Test (ON HIATUS)
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content, language, mpreg
Genre: AU, angst, humour, drama, romance
Summary: In his final year of high school, Jaejoong finds out he's pregnant.
One

Title: Survivor (one more chapter to go)
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC17
Genre: AU, action/adventure, violence, romance
Summary: Set on the streets of a post-apocalyptic Seoul, Jaejoong is a lone survivor, he lives, works and fights solo. However, a chance encounter with Yunho, a seemingly ignorant but mysterious young man is about to change all that. Yunho is definitely not what he seems and offers Jaejoong the opportunity of a lifetime. But can Jaejoong take it?
One | Two | Three | Four

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Free! (oldest-newest)

Oneshots

Title: Bathtime
Pairing: Rin/Haru
Rating: G
Genre: fluff
Summary: Haru prepares a bath for Rin.

Title: Sensory
Pairing: Rin/Haru
Rating: NC17
Genre: PWP, first time
Summary: Rin finally confronts Haru about what is going on between them.

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The Hobbit

Title: Tomorrow We Go
Pairing: Fili/Kili
Rating: G
Genre: comfort, Durincest
Summary: The moments before Fili and Kili leave for Hobbiton.

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One Direction (a fleeting fancy I'm afraid)

Title: Behind the Scenes
Pairing: Louis/Harry
Rating: G
Genre: fluff, humour
Summary: On the set of 'One Thing' with One Direction... but mainly Harry and Louis. Plus some sexual frustration.


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I had no idea you'd written this many fics! I don't read twins with anyone but each other, but I'm gonna read all of your Tom/Bill's :)

Thanks for sharing!

Oh, you're quite welcome bb (n_n) thank YOU for reading! I hope you like one or two :)

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