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The Secret to a Happy Ending

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Tokio Hotel: main Nov '11
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I've decided to make my LJ friends only :) Which means nothing will change whatsoever to be honest. I'll accept and add back most people, just drop by a comment saying hi! I like it when people talk to me. 

(I used to be emilyexorsist, jsyk!)


masterlist
Tokio Hotel: Bill so wrong yet so right
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The Grand Masterlist of everything I have written ever! (I think)


Beware: The older Tokio Hotel stories were written when I was fifteen/sixteen so either a) bear that in mind or; b) ignore them. Most of my stories are friend-locked but feel free to say hi on this post or here and add me if you like, I'll add back if ya say hi, I'm always always happy to make new friends! The majority of the below stories are about my true loves, Tokio Hotel, but please enjoy anything you may find on the list!

FYI the only place I keep up to date these days is my Tokio Hotel Fiction page which you can find below. If you want to chat my twitter is here.

A few obligatory links:
My Tokio Hotel Fiction page
My AO3 page

Please, pals, have a gander and perhaps pick one or two :)

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Fic: Bill the Palm Tree and Little Spoon Tom
Tokio Hotel: Bill so wrong yet so right
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Bill the Palm Tree and Little Spoon Tom

I feel like I’d get banned for life from THF if I posted over there so I’ll just keep this little Palm Tree series to myself over here...

Direct continuation from Bill the Palm Tree (see previous entry). Now introducing Little Spoon Tom. Written for and inspired by this pic I made for toastieghostie, and Zarlina/LitenSpindel. You guys are responsible for this, and don't you forget it.


Bill was busy fanning his leaves in the evening breeze when something small and hard slammed into the top of his trunk.

“Ouch!” He cried out in shock.

He shook his fronds violently, trying to dislodge whatever had fallen on his head. It wouldn’t budge but Bill could feel it, and Bill could hear it.

Who was this unwelcome guest?

Feeling irked, he puffed, his smaller front leaves blowing up in exasperation. It wasn’t a bird, as much as he resented them, at least birds were light on their feet even if they did crap everywhere. Whoever was occupying his perfect crop of leaves had hit Bill like a ton of bricks. A very small ton of bricks, but it had hurt.

“Get off me!” Bill tried verbal abuse.

“I can’t!” Came a small voice.

Finally, something small and silver rolled into his line of vision. It was a spoon, a pretty silver spoon with an angry red face and dreadlocks. Bill decided not to question the dreadlocks.

“Yes you can, I’ll just flick you off with my leaves,” Bill made to do as he’d promised but the little spoon yelled in protest.

“I’ll die! It’s so far down!”

Bill rolled his eyes. This spoon was quite the drama queen.

“Where did you even come from?” He eyed the spoon suspiciously.

“A magpie,” the spoon wheezed, clearly still traumatised from his ordeal. Bill felt a little sorry for the tiny thing, but it wasn’t enough to eclipse the chagrin he felt at the spoon’s violent landing.

“Those pesky thing, I thought they all disappeared when Katy Perry died,” Bill mused. “Well, you can’t stay here.”

The sun shone down and Bill raised his leaves to catch the rays, deciding to ignore his new tenant and hope the problem would remove itself.

“Can’t I just stay here?” the spoon was looking around curiously.

Bill’s attention snapped back to the spoon at once. “No you cannot!”

“Why not?” The spoon asked, rolling to wrap himself in one of Bill’s new leaves, a tiny green bud that had barely blossomed.

“There’s no room,” Bill said quickly.

“There’s loads,” the spoon retorted. “You have such nice leaves.”

Bill couldn’t help but preen. “You think do?”

“Oh yes,” said the spoon. “I’m Tom by the way.”

“Bill,” Bill replied, waving his leaves so a few brushed the top of Tom’s head.

“What a nice name, too,” Tom said, flashing Bill a coy look.

Bill would have blushed if he’d been able to. “Okay,” he acquiesced. “You can stay.”

Tom beamed. “Thanks.”

Bill looked the little spoon and wafted his leaves around so Tom was encased in a gentle embrace. Even if Tom the hot human didn’t even know he existed, Tom the Little Spoon was more than enough for Bill the Palm Tree.

Fic: Bill the Palm Tree
Tokio Hotel: Bill WHAT?
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Bill the Palm Tree

Inspired by this photo and written in about 3 seconds flat. Bill is a palm tree.



The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the sky was blue. Bill looked down upon the bustling street below him and sighed.

The people of LA all hurried beneath his fronds, too busy, too preoccupied with their own lives to even glance up at Bill. It was a lonely life, being a palm tree. But at least he had the most beautiful leaves of all the boulevard. Georg who lived across the street only had floppy brown leaves that were nothing to write home about and Gustav didn’t even have any leaves at all!!

Yes, Bill was the prettiest palm tree and he knew it.

Being pretty came with its downsides though and often Bill wondered if that was the reason he had yet to find love, perhaps people were too intimidated by his beauty. If it weren’t for his damn roots he would have searched the lands far and wide to find his one true love, but as it was, he hadn’t ever moved.

Once, Bill thought Katy Perry had managed to move but it turned out she’s just died when a hurricane blew her over. If she hadn’t been such a bitch to him about his leaves he would have felt sorry for her.

Once again, Bill sighed, wishing someone would sweep him off his feet, in a manner of speaking. Then he looked down at his roots to survey the river of humans that flowed some twenty feet below.

Someone caught his eye. It was Tom. Bill knew it was Tom because often he paused beneath Bill’s shade to chat on the phone. Today was one of those days. Tom was gorgeous, Bill thought. Tall, toned and tanned, he spoke with an exotic accent and when he leaned against Bill’s trunk Bill could practically feel how sexy he was.

Tom stayed to chat to whoever was on the other end of the line for ten minutes and Bill did his best to protect him from the sun’s rays. He even rustled his leaves a bit, hoping to send down a cool breeze so Tom didn’t break out in a sweat under the relentless LA sunshine. Then Tom went on his way, moving easily between the crowds as he disappeared down the boulevard.

Bill sighed heavily again, and desperately hoped than he and Tom were truly, madly, deeply in love in another life.



(Spoiler alert: TOM AND BILL ARE TRULY, MADLY, DEEPLY IN LOVE IN THIS LIFE.) 

Fic: Ice is Back (or not) (Yunho/Jaejoong) Oneshot
DBSK: YunJae
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Title: Ice is Back (or not)
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: R
Genre: non-AU fluff, humour
Disclaimer: The boys are not mine, the words are.
Summary: Jae is not happy about Yunho's lack of participation in the ice bucket challenge. (Sequel to Ice Ice Baby but can be read as a stand alone)

Author's Notes: Sooooo, I wrote a sequel and it was actually so much fun! I love YunJae oodles, especially this kind. This is possibly one of my more pointless little universes but hey ho, I hope you all can enjoy! Thank you for reading! Oh, and I should really say thank you to jaan30 and tardiskeeper for so kindly informing me of Yunho's nomination by Himchan from BAP, and there was mention of a second nomination but from whom I don't know :)

P.S if you like, you can donate here! Or here if you are British like me! I did do my own ice bucket challenge, and have donated to both :)

Can also be found on my AO3 here!

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Fic: Ice Ice Baby (Yunho/Jaejoong) Oneshot
DBSK: YunJae
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Title: Ice Ice Baby
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: PG
Genre: non-AU, humour, fluff
Disclaimer: Boys are sadly not mine, the words are.
Summary: Jaejoong needs warming up after the ice bucket challenge.

Author's Notes: Inspired, of course, by Jaejoong's ice bucket challenge! (unbeta'd, I'm so sorry)

Link to donate to ALS if you so wish!

Also available on my AO3, too!

Also also, I have now written a sequel to this which can be found here on LJ and here on AO3 :)
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Fic: Timeless and True (Yunho/Jaejoong) Oneshot
DBSK: YunJae
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Title: Timeless and True
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: NC17
Warnings: adult content
Genre: non-AU, angst, humour, romance
Disclaimer: I don't own anything other than the words!
Summary: Jaejoong and Yunho have a timeless love, a true love.

Author's Notes: Hello! It's been a while since I wrote... anything of any substance. YunJae are so dear to me so I thought it was about time I wrote anything other than a little drabble here and there. This is a shaky one, I'm way way out of practice but I hope you can enjoy a tiny bit. All my love to anyone who reads/comments/leaves some love. Thank you one and all!

P.S This is also posted over on my AO3 page here!


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2013 icons
Tokio Hotel: Bill meee
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I made some 2013 tokio hotel icons :) I'm not really an artist so they're pretty plain and simple but have at them anyway!

by em_rose483 bill BEST by em_rose483 bill approves by em_rose483 stare UST

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Fic: Survivor (Yunho/Jaejoong) 3/4
Tokio Hotel: main Nov '11
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Title: Survivor
Pairing: YunJae (Yunho/Jaejoong)
Rating: PG-13 (so far)
Warnings: language, violence
Genre: AU, action, post-apocalyptic
Disclaimer: Not my boys but my words
Summary: Set on the streets of a post-apocalyptic Seoul, Jaejoong is a lone survivor, he lives, works and fights solo. However, a chance encounter with Yunho, a seemingly ignorant but mysterious young man is about to change all that. Yunho is definitely not what he seems and offers Jaejoong the opportunity of a life time. But can Jaejoong take it?

Author's Notes: Sorry it's taken me a while to get going with this again! And also, I extended it again.... so it's gone from two to three to now FOUR parts. Hope that's okay with everybody :) Onwards!


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Fic: Survivor (Yunho/Jaejoong) 2/4
Tokio Hotel: main Nov '11
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Title: Survivor
Pairing: YunJae (Yunho/Jaejoong)
Rating: PG-13 (so far)
Warnings: language, violence
Genre: AU, action, post-apocalyptic
Disclaimer: Not my boys but my words
Summary: Set on the streets of a post-apocalyptic Seoul, Jaejoong is a lone survivor, he lives, works and fights solo. However, a chance encounter with Yunho, a seemingly ignorant but mysterious young man is about to change all that. Yunho is definitely not what he seems and offers Jaejoong the opportunity of a life time. But can Jaejoong take it? 

Author's Notes: Just a quite note, I changed the name of the rebels from The Red Arrows to Dong Bang Shin Ki, I felt this was more appropriate :) Oh, also it's expanded from a two-shot to a three-shot. MY BAD. Thanks to all my readers!! 


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